Poatoes are a great comfort food, insulation, corpse-smell cover-er, and all around great vegetable. I don’t really eat enough potatoes, and I think that’s because they take FOR FUCKING EVER to cook when you boil them.
THEN IT ALL CHANGED.
I caught wind of BRIE MASHED POTATOES. What?! You can improve the deliciousness of mashed potatoes??? YES. YES YOU CAN. PUT CHEESE IN THEM. FANCY CHEESE!
I’d put a photo, but do you really want to look at a plate of potatoes? Probably not.
So my dogs are staring at me. It’s probably because I had to go buy groceries instead of take them outside to bark at other dogs. But guys, I am basically a single-dog mom. Steve is at work or school 6.98 out of 7 days, leaving me to do EVERYTHING ELSE. Sometimes I just have to scrap around with the pugs in the apartment since otherwise I have to take them each on a walk. WHY ARE THERE NOT 30 HOURS IN A DAY?! I HAVE SHIT TO DO, WORLD.
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I sort of hated hotpants until I saw these from Topshop:
Seriously, the big sequins on these totally OWN. I don’t care if Autumn is coming, these put the HOT in hotpants.
I’m not huge on Urban Outfitters, but I saw this ring online and had to have it. Such beautful shape. I feel like I’m wearing a weapon on my hand.
I am selling some of my 540590690 pairs of shoes since my closet is exploding. Take a look and shoot me an email @ nonprofitstyle@gmail.com if you’re interested. MAKE ME AN OFFER! All shoes are size 8.
I’m gonna try and type this with wet nails, which will likely result in at least one nail being ruined. Sigh.
Sometimes I wish I could just tattoo damn nail polish on my nails because painting them myself is such a royal pain in the arse. Unless someone wants to give me money each week to get my nails done. Any takers?
No?
I didn’t think so.
You’d think they’d have some sort of a formula out now that would actually dry in seconds. But no, all polish must stay wet enough long enough so that I get dog hair stuck in a nail. It’s enevitable.
Excuse me while I faint from the sheer awesomeness of this collection, BEHOLD:
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I hate when I see something AMAZING at a reasonable price, but all too late. Though this would be an easy DIY with the right hardware:
Now where to find 2″ pyramid studs??